Tuesday, October 5, 2010

China

  1. Those things they call "toilets," - they are not toilets, crouching over a hole in the ground makes them "crouchers." Luckily I found a way to conquer this, disabled toilets have normal toilets. Thank God for disabled people.
  2. Drivers, of all types of vehicles, cars, trains etc. driving for 10foot then jamming the breaks is not how to drive. This is not good on a 12 hour train journey. 
  3. Women taxi drivers - Enough said.
  4. Hostel Staff robbing our clothes because they "thought we had checked out."
  5. Lesbian Bars not having a sense of humour.
  6. The Great Wall of China somehow being uphill both ways.
  7. Chinese people would want to get the finger out and realise that English is a worldwide language, and learn it or at least put signs etc in English too.
Conclusion - FUCK YOU CHINA

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