- I actually cannot say one good thing about this place, hostel is full of Nazi Hitler loving boring cunts, stop speaking your rotten language in my presence.
- The highlight of Adelaide is supposed to be Port Adelaide, again a shithole with nothing to do, highlight of my trip to Port Adelaide was getting a sandwich and having a stand off with some seagulls. Most Boring place on earth.
- I dont even have that many bad points on Adelaide, its just a shit, full of big black abo's, who are the closest thing to the missing link that ive seen, and all in all its shit with nothing to do.
- Saturday evening, 7pm, try find a fuking off licence in this kip.. I walked to woolworths, the supermarket, fuking closed.. so in my persistence to have a drink i decided to have a walk around, in the centre of the city may i add.. i was still looking for an offo an hour fucking later. Some of the things which i managed to find and see on my walk, to name but a few were, Adelaide General Hospital (which location may come in use), Adelaide University, a castle, a christian scientific church whatever the fuck that is, a man that looks like Cillian Murphy, and Stephen Hawkin (well if it wasnt him it was his twin brother, drooling like a Great Dane so he was). How i came to stumble upon all these things before an off licence is beyond me.. Sort it out..
Time to make like a tampon and get out of this bloody hole.. FUCK YOU ADELAIDE the world would be a better place if an A Bomb was dropped here..